Wonderful World of Nothing

Update

2004-12-04T05:49:00Z

This man is fucking hillarious: http://www.tuckermax.com/ ...go there and read everything, you will laugh your ass off for hours

Ness-Pee

2004-11-12T03:59:27Z

So Yes, I am immature at times, but damn this one is funny. So 2nd period comes a couple days ago and rikki tells me about some kids that told her to say "is pen" over and over again. She did, and they laughed, turns out if you say is-pen over and over again it sounds like your saying penis. So 2nd period ends and is-pen is now evolved into Ness-Pee, this of course sounds a lot better. Go ahead, try it for yourself. 3rd period comes along and I decide to try out my new phrase for the day. Ness-Pen, Ness-Pen, its a hit. We decide to get Shawn M. to say it, instead I ask him to say "Ness I Love Pee", he says it, over and over again, unaware of what it sounds like he’s saying. He soon finds out, and proclaims to the class with certainty, that he really does love penis. Eww, I laughed. 4th period rolls around, and its pretty much extinct, I tell zach and halleyanna, it gets moderate reviews. 5th period comes along and it’s pretty much forgotten. Were doing a lesson on memory and our teacher wants us to come up with nicknames for ourselves. Luckily my name is near the beginning of the list, so I'm 2nd to go. Out of the confusion of everything the only think that came to my mind was Ness-Pee. Not that I’m fixated on the subject, it just as in psychology terms, spontaneously recovered. A couple of my classmates laughed, as did I, with the majority of the class unsuspecting. One student says out loud "Say it over and over again". Normal circumstances I would think only a couple people to say this out loud, negative. My entire class responds in an unorganized murmur Ness-Pee, Ness-Pee, Ness-Pee-Ness-Pee-Ness! My entire 5th period class was saying Penis. The intensity of the hysterics was so plentiful my grin turned to a look of speechlessness. Thanks to me and some help from a classmate, I had 30 kids chanting penis. Victory was mine. Most kids had no idea what they were saying, and they eventually stopped, I didn’t feel like giving an explanation as to what it meant. Turns out one person did know what it mean, and at the end of the class as I was walking out...I hear my teacher say to me, your nickname bubba, really displays your level of maturity. Success.

update

2004-11-08T05:04:10Z

I was driving downtown New Braunfels today and noticed a bunch of cop cards driving around the square (which in this case is a circle). I didn't notice anything particularly strange going on, so I decided to continue along my planed route. I drove further and noticed a couple more cop cars outside along the side of the rode and in a parking lot. I was curious as to what was going on over there, but I could not make out anything due to the trees blocking my view. As I came up to the building (Some museum downtown NB) I still did not notice anything irregular. As I lurched farther down the road i noticed a gigantic stream of water spewing from the earth. The cause of this is unknown to me, but what is known, is that it was approximately 100 feet tall, 10 feet in diameter, and flowing at a constant velocity of 500 gallons a second, upwards. How I could be oblivious to such a blantantly obvious occurence to this day is a mystery...

Post Script - In order to stay up to par with some of my competitors, I am in dire need of help. My so called "lack of content" according to some, is quite inadequate. So if you will, drop a holla, tell me what needs to be said.

P.S.S. Halo 2....Tuesday...plan on not sleeping all week

Fuck Tha Police

2004-11-02T01:01:54Z

So ya, another attempt at this livejournal thing... Umm..ya..sooo. How about them red sox winning the world series? Crazy huh?...fuck it, im through